• 18:20 Booking 28 August off work, going to see Final Destination 4 and Halloween 2. It will be good for my anger issues. #
• 18:26 Magic: The Gathering wank has hit fandom_wank. Nerdboys, you have arrived. #
• 19:10 I see the word "sensei" and all I can think of is some 14 year old girl who's obsessed with Anime. I can't take the word seriously. #
• 19:11 Clarification: the girl is not the sensei, she just wishes she had one #

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• 19:01 Drafted my own Will in 8 minutes, how sad is my life? #

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• 19:29 I want an iPhone or a Nokia 5800. Don't care which. #

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• 22:00 Now have seen Eden Lake, effing awesome, let down by a bit of a silly ending, but overall good. #

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• 10:19 @kessho I always assumed Laddie vamped because he was a kid, less willpower to stop it when stressed/threatened? #
• 10:20 Computer still buggered. I just want to run Xampp, is that so much to ask? Vista is a complete bastard. I want a Mac. #
• 11:28 It all works! It's just v--e--r--y------s--l--o--w. *sigh* #
• 18:15 Just watched "While She Was Out", all in all, my feeling was "meh". #

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• 10:30 Sims 3, why won't you install? #
• 13:15 Decided to update xampp on my machine. Bad idea. Buggered. #
• 13:15 It was working fine before I "updated" it. Now I'm uninstalling and starting again. Self, learn from this! #
• 13:18 Oh, fuck Windows Vista with a rusty saw. Let me use my fucking port 80 - it's MY port, not yours! #
• 13:21 Why yes, there are 1,387 problems with my registry, would you care to fucking fix them? #
• 14:03 Nooooooooooooooooooooo! Work, damn you! #
• 14:04 It will run php documents, just not the mySQL database... fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. #
• 14:22 GET IN! IT ALL WORKS! #
• 14:33 NOPE, IT FUCKING DOESN'T. #
• 14:34 God, I miss XP. I never thought I'd say that. #
• 20:02 I GIVE UP! #

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Cut for spoilers and swearing.
( my thoughts on Halloween (2007) )

• 07:13 @carlamlee I have lostpaul! #

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• 18:01 @carlamlee What is LB Twitter? #
• 18:03 Hate robot cold callers, I have no opportunity to be rude to them, this makes me a sad panda. #
• 18:06 Apparently have to give a presentation on why you *must* have a Will. Hypocritical. I don't have one. Will draft it now. #
• 18:24 Love this Russet Noon fandom_wank, 'tis amusing #Twilight #
• 18:24 Obviously cannot draft Will, it's the one template I do not own. #

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I have been witty at work today. Our copier is a little bit broken. It’s sort of working, in that if you turn it on, all the correct graphics display, but the text that accompanies it is made up of zeros and ones.

Sarah P came to my desk. “What’s up with the copier?”
“It’s gone binary. So the in thing to do.” I replied.
“But does it work?”
“Zero.”

There was a long pause, in which she stared at me like I was speaking... uh, binary.

• 10:51 Why can't I commit to a project, I'm either updating a website, making new defaults, posting to LJ or other, not all at once! #
• 11:01 Oh, good, now I'm writing. Pick a project and commit! #
• 11:10 Fuck, Sims 3 won't run on my laptop - this means I *will* be buying a new desktop to run it. *sigh* #
• 11:10 See what I mean about being slightly schizophrenic about today's projects? #
• 12:23 Why hasn't Good Omens been made into a movie yet? I love-love-love the story. #
• 17:17 Best Twilight Recap: tinyurl.com/mjlanl "This girl makes me embarrassed to have boobs." - seconded! #

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• 22:09 Roll on Friday 5:15pm - that's all I want! #
• 18:30 Weekend! #

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• 18:58 @carlamlee I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! #
• 19:00 Nummy Starbucks with Jo, long working day over, a Carla to find... rah! #
• 19:00 Why must MSN make IE hijack Firefox? Bullying does not work. I still like FF best, so nyeah! #
• 19:10 Right, shower, cigarettes, then hope to find myself a Carla, after all, she is my personal anagram. #
• 20:28 Suspect job is getting to me - ripped apart plot of book I was reading based on self-serving executor of Will - cannot respect author. #
• 20:30 Lovely conversation with Katey - she is back Monday - angst will be over! #

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• 07:13 At work. Literally. On library computer, keyboard of which has bits of everyone's lunch in it dating back to 1999. #
• 07:14 No internet at home - BT have cut us off, even though our outstanding balance is £0.00 and we are not due a bill (of £5.39) until 4/6/09 #
• 07:14 Going to do some work now. If I don't die of exhaustion first. #
• 07:16 Ok, so it's just 13 dictations that are urgent? AWESOME! #

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• 23:22 Just binged on Dollhouse. Bit stupid, since I'm up in six hours, but was instantly hooked. I'll suffer tomorrow. #
• 06:03 You know what sucks about a 7am start? Knowing I'm only paid 9-5, these extra two hours a day are free. Grrrr. #
• 06:15 Why is it called a balcony bra? Balconies are good for one thing - smoking on, and you can't do that in my bra. Hrmmm. #
• 06:49 Why has the fucking bus fucking stopped? #
• 17:49 Still at fookin' work. Am zombie. Want bed. Am too good for this job! #
• 18:55 Not a single bus in Yorkshire stops where I live after 6. Wanna go home! #
• 20:24 BT are useless money grabbing cocks. Don't owe money, not allowed online. Useless bastards. #

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• 11:00 So weird not being at work, feel like I'm skiving somehow. WTF, self? You're allowed a day off. #
• 17:50 I have achieved nothing today - thought I'd won against php, but it had a sneaky counter-attack - <?php echo $fail; ?> #
• 19:13 I miss Carla, I can't write to save my life. Can't code, can't write, epic fail for me. *le sigh* #
• 19:48 Just testing this horrible mobile phone. Want a new one. Preferably one that doesn't randomly punctuate me. #

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• 20:43 Star Trek is fucking awesome. #
• 20:44 Really want to see the Transformers sequel. And T4, even though it will probably suck. #
• 20:45 Going to watch TMNT, which I've just bought for £2.97, bargain! #
• 09:24 Once again, awake nice and early, now to be productive... #
• 09:28 @carlamlee Mike's right, but why no blender? No smoothies, no frothy hot chocolate... even I have one! #
• 09:33 I have suddenly realised The Lost Cave is 10 years old in 5 days! Must do something! #
• 09:33 Nope, 2 days. ARGH! #
• 12:25 Gah, still going with the site revamp. 'Tis hard! #
• 15:51 Question from Mum: Word won't do a capital I, if I put the disk in, will it come back? (I don't even know which disc she means!) #
• 15:56 Why are all IMDB boards populated by 14 year old girls asking "is ____ gay?", is there nothing else more interesting to talk about? #
• 16:52 @carlamlee but... how? Buy a blender! Do the right thing! #
• 19:08 Don't make me go back to work, can't do another week of 11 hour days... will collapse dramatically, and nobody will care! #
• 19:09 Jeez, fandom_wank was a lot more exciting before I bought a JournalFen account. *sigh* #

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• 08:52 The plan of the day: writing, shopping and seeing Star Trek, but first, tea! #
• 09:08 Thank god for 3-day weekends, after a week of 11hr days, I need it - have just spent ten minutes staring at a wall. *sigh* #
• 09:20 @carlamlee are you up? Want to write, need you to boss me around! #
• 09:52 Still not writing, reading the imdb boards about 'Shrooms, which sucked, by the way. #
• 10:52 Watching Supernatural "Mystery Spot" - I miss when it used to be fun. #
• 12:56 Cannot motivate self, have just wasted hours making icons - not LJ icons, I mean Win Vista icons. Sad, huh? #

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• 20:32 *snore* - bedtime... tired now #
• 18:08 back from work - long weekend, awesome! #
• 18:08 Oooh, tea! #

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• 06:01 6am - about to go to work, "what fresh hell is this?" #
• 19:06 bored, broke, and near tears - is it the onions, or just my life? #

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